Standard (EADGBE)
I am a vampire I am a vampire
I am a vampire I am a vampire
I am a vampire vampire I am a vampire
I have lost my fangs
 I vampire I am a vampire
I am a vampire I have lost my fangs
So I'm sad and i feel lonely
So I cry and I'm very angry
And I ate some garlic
So I'm no more satanic yeah yeah
I am a vampire and I am walking in the city
But pretty girls don't look at me (Don't look at me)
Cause I don't have my fangs
Cause I have lost my fangs
I am a vampire I am a vampire
I have lost my mouth organ
I am a vampire I am a vampire
I have lost my mouth organ
So I get bored and I shout
So I eat popcorn and I put on weight
And I sing but my voice is breaking
And I want to play the guitar
But my guitar is out of tune
I am a vampire and I'm walking in the city
But the musicals don't play with me (Don't play with me)
Cause I don't have my mouth organ
And I have lost my mouth organ
enjoy!
--Natasha