Standard (EADGBE)
Dublin's got what you aint got
And you aint hot like Donna's hot
So dry your eyes and count your pot
Co's Dublin's got the lot boy
Old Dublin's got the lot
Young donnelly's wrecked his brothers car
He's so blind drunk he wont get far
And Murphy's banned him fom his bar
There's nothing in his jar oh jar oh
He's nothin in his jar
(Chorus)
It's Patrick's round so buy the drinks
Its happy hour or so he thinks
His wife's run off
His patter stinks
His life is down the sink oh sink oh
His life is down the sink
(Chorus)
Now Donna's sold her wedding dress
She got her price,no more,no less
She'd saved it for her sister Beth
Poor Beth wont fit in that dress no,oh no
Her bump would ruin that dress
Key change to A
Dublin's got what you aint got and you aint hot like Donna's hot
So dry your eyes and count your pot
Co's Dublin's got the lot boy,Ddmlot boy
Old Dublin's got the lot
repeat Chorus