Blood Sweat And Beers - Russell Crowe Teabagging Song Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

GI see you sleeping peaceCfully

DThis is my opporGtunCityG

GI ease myself inCto your bed

DAnd place my balGls CupoGn your head

I slowly dip them up and down

Your sleeping smile becomes a frown

You stir slightly so I wait

I let your nose caress my taint

Chorus

BmA teabag is a sign of afGfection

BmYou want proof, look at Gmy erection

BmIt stands tall aDnd proud above your headG C G

A teabag is a thing of beauty

I take a picture and it's my duty

To send it out to every one of your friends

Verse 3

My balls are resting on your cheeks

My excitement's nearly reached its peak

If this were a helmet on your nose

This headgear would be Russell Crowe's

Teabagging is such fun for me

But there's no functionality (like the metric system or The Shocker)

The Roman Wars, they come and go

But my cock and balls you'll always know

A teabag is a sign of affection

You want proof, look at my erection

It stands tall and proud above your face

A teabag is one hell of a story

A freakish deed, yet full of glory

This precious moment we can't waste