Standard (EADGBE)
Oh here she comes, it's 'miss too good for everyone', Hot since the seventh
grade, mean as a snake in a knot
Not just some pretty girl, she's 'muy en fuego' she knows it, she ought to,
she's told at least ten times a day
But let's look inside nothing but poison air Blackened heart barely beats
blue blood throughout her facade
Thinks she owns the world, treats people badly, someone should take a stand,
Someone should tell her she's awful But not me, not me, Cause I think that I
might have a chance...
Now I'll do things for you, just like the other guys.
Debase myself in the tragic hope that it will
Make you desire me, through my obedience.
What have you made me become and why don't I feel shame?
Yes I'll watch your dog, really no trouble at all
Yes, I'll help you move, into another man's house,
Just remember I'm always there in a pinch,
Shoulder to cry on or possibly kiss on the mouth.
Let me buy you drinks, overpriced flavored martinis of various sizes, in so
many hues.
Yeah, I'll hold your purse, I'll just wait here then while you talk to that guy
I guess I'll just look at my phone.
Oh you're back again, Still looking hot as all hell and now you've made a friend,
Hello my rival young suitor, Good luck to you.
See she's the devil and Satan's got perfectly toned abs and rocks a C-Cup.
Listen men, someone has to destroy her before she grows stronger and
decimates all of mankind.
Someone hold her and shove a sharp stake through her heart, watch her turn to ash
Then we can live life again, free from tyranny, hot girl oppression, we'll
end this obsession
with all that is wrong with the world.
But not me, not me
Though someone should tell her she's awful
But not me, not me
Cause I still think I might have a chance.