Standard (EADGBE)
They call me the mayor,
Cause I spend all my days here,
And you would too, if you knew what I know.
(Pinacoladaberg)
Got a tropical treat,
Sucked straight from the coconuts teat.
When mixed just right it makes your short hairs grow.
Got a hole in my straw hat,
two tires on my jeep flat.
Maybe today
Ill stay out of the sun.
(Pinacoladaberg)
But the ladies are flockin',
That means its time to start cockin,
That brain-freeze nectar that fills my fun-gun!
Pour still another glass,
In Pinacoladaberg.
Coconut milk with a pineapple splash.
Dont forget that the Rum comes third!
Passed out flat on my ass,
In Pinacoladaberg!
Blood-shot eyes and a sorba stash
Mouth tastes like piñata turd.
Promised Id take it slow,
round In Pinacoladaberg.
Booze-soaked lava is starting to flow,
Guess Ill have to drink my words.
With bikinis to my right,
God bless Pinacoladaberg!!
This loud mouth soup makes my head feel light
Makes me feel like a dirty bird!
Dang - these drinks are strong
Shouldnt have smoked that bong!
Now Im too drunk to sing this song