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Underneath these stairs

I hear the sneers and feel glares of

 my cousin, my uncle and my aunt.

Can't believe how cruel they are

and it stings my lighting scar

 to know that they'll never ever give me what I want.

 I know I don't deserve these

 stupid rules made by the Dursleys

 here on Privet drive.

 Can't take all of these muggles,

 but despite all of my struggles,

 I'm still alive.

 Im sick of summer and this waiting around.

Man, its September, and Im skipping this town

Hey Its no mystery, theres nothing here for me now

 I gotta get back to Hogwarts,

 I gotta get back to school.

 Gotta get myself to Hogwarts,

 where everybody knows I'm cool.

 Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts,

 to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.

 Its all that I love, and it's all that I need.

HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, I think I'm going back---

I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry

 take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky

 NO WAY this year anyone's gonna die, and it's gonna be totally awesome

I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand

 defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on!

 and do it all with my best friend ron, 'cuz together we're totally awesome

 RON: yeah, and it's gonna be totally awesome!

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RON:

It's been so long, but we're going back

 don't go for work, don't go there for class

HARRY:

 As long as were together--

 RON:

-- gonna kick some ass

HARRY & RON:

 ... and its gonna be totally awesome!

This year we'll take everybody by storm,

 stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm

HERMIONE:

 but let's not forget that we need to perform well in class

 if we want to pass our OWLS!

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HERMIONE:

I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart

 check out my grades, they're "A's" for a start

 what I lack in looks well I make up in heart,

 and well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome

this year I plan to study a lot...

RON:

 that would be cool if you were actually hot

HARRY:

 hey Ron, come on, we're the only friends that she's got!

RON:

and that's cool...

HERMIONE:

 ... and that's totally awesome

HARRY, RON, HERMIONE:

yeah it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!

we're sick of summer and this waiting around

it's like we're sitting in the lost and found

don't take no sorcery

 for anyone to see how...

 We gotta get back to Hogwarts

 we gotta get back to school

 we gotta get back to Hogwarts

 where everything is magic-cooooool

EVERYONE:

 Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts,

 to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.

 Its all that I love, and it's all that I need at

HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS

HARRY, RON, HERMIONE:

 I think we're going back...

CHOs POSSY:

Cho Chang

 Domo arigato, Cho Chang

 Gung Hey Fat Choy, Chang

 Happy Happy New Year, Cho Chang

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CEDRIC:

 Oh, Cho Chang

 I am so in love with Cho Chang

 From Bangkok to Ding Dang

 I sing my love aloud for Cho Chang

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MALFOY:

This year you bet Im gonna get outta here

 The reign of Malfoy is drawing near

 Ill have the greatest wizard career,

And its gonna be totally awesome

Look out world, for the dawn of the day

 When everyone will do whatever I say

 And that Potter wont be in my way, and then

Ill be the one who is totally awesome!

GOYLE:

 Yeah youll be the one who is totally awesome.

HERMIONE: Come on guys! Were gonna miss the train!

ALL:

Who knows how fast this years gonna go?

 Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow

HARRY:

 Maybe at last, Im gonna talk to Cho,

RON:

 Oh no, that be WAY too awesome

ALL:

Were back to learn everything that we can

 Its great to come back to where we began

 And here we are, and alakazam! here we go, this is totally awesome!

Come on and teach us everything you know

The summers over and were itchin to go

I think were ready for

NEVILLE:

Albus Dumbledore!

Oooooo

Ahhhhhh.

DUMBLEDORE:

 Welcome, all of you to Hogwarts

 I Welcome back you all to school

 Did you know that here at Hogwarts

 We've got a hidden swimming pool?

 Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts

 Welcome, all you hotties, nerds, and tools

 Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts

 Id like to go over just a couple of rules:

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ALL:

 Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts

 To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts

 It's all that I love, and all that i need.

 At HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS,

 Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends

 To Gryffindors!

Hufflepuffs!

Ravenclaws!

Slytherins!

Back to the place where our story begins

 Its Hogwarts, Howarts,

DUMBLEDORE:

Im sorry, whats its name?

ALL:

Hogwarts, Hogwarts

DUMBLEDORE:

I didnt hear you kids!

ALL:

Hogwarts, Hogwarts

HARRY:

Man, Im glad Im back.