Standard (EADGBE)
guy named named keith's in a war
doesn't know what he's fightin' for
but he's aware that using nair
on your armpits is a bad idea
he's got a friend
his name is ben
but he ain't gentle
he's kinda mental
keith and ben fightin' in the war
keith and ben fightin' in the war
keith and ben fightin' in the war
keith and ben fightin' in the war
they gots to find the key to the door
but the key's in a dragon at the bottom of the ocean
but that boy ben, got himself a notion
"we go down to the hospital and get some oxygen tanks
and while we're there our vampire friends can raid the blood banks
then down to mark's work wearhouse to get us some toques
now someone get me a bucket before i's fucking pukes"
keith and ben fightin' in the war
keith and ben fightin' in the war
keith and ben fightin' in the war
keith and ben fightin' in the war
they gots to find the key to the door
but the key's in a dragon at the bottom of the ocean
but how do they fight him, gots another notion
ben says it's close to new year's eve we'll get more fireworks then you can believe
an epic battle did ensue now of to pizza hut to eat a hearty stew
keith and ben won that war
went to find out what's behind that door
....
...nothing