Standard (EADGBE)
All the elevator buttons
So incredibly high
I stand today for the midget
Half the size of a regular guy
Let me hold you little man
As the parade passes by
Let me hold you little man
We'll make believe you can fly
You shout for me to put you down
But I'm marching today for you cause
I'm banging the drum your big day will come
When they remake the Wizard of Oz
So let me hold you midget man
Pretend that you flying in space
Let me hold you midget man
So the dog will stop licking your face
Little shoes little pants
Little song little dance
Little heart little mind
But your rights are as big as mine
Naaa naaa na na na na nuna
Nana na nana na naaaaa
Thank god I am tall
I wont let you fall
We're all midgets for one and for all
Thank god I am tall
I wont let you fall
We're all midgets but some are just small