Dewey Cox - Royal Jelly Chords

Capo 7th fret

E

Intro

G C G C Em D G

 MailGboxes drip like lamCpposts in the twiGsted birth caCnal of the colisDeum

 RimC job fairy teapots mask the temDper tantrum

 O' say can you seeG 'em

 StufCfed cabbage is the darling of the LaunDdromat

 'N the sorGority mascot sat with the lumbCerjack

 PresCsing passing stiBnging half synthAmetic fabricaGtion of his-- TiDme

 The moGuse with the overCbite explGained how the rabCbits were ensnDared

 'N the skCinny scanty sylph trashed the apotC7Madd9hecary diplomat

 InAmside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaDster oven lGife

 In my mEmind C

 I'm half blGind

 My inneEmr ref C

 Is mostly dGeaf

 I'm smell iEmmpaired C

 If you caGred

 My seGnse of taste is waCsted on the phoGsphorescent orCange peels of San

 FraGncisco aCxe-encrusted frDenzy

 So let me toGuch you

 Let me toDuch you

 Let me toEmuch you

 Let me toCuch you

 Where the GRo-yal JeDlly gets mGade

Intro again...

Repeat same chords for these lyrics:

Coleratura singers bringing weeds and social clingers

Hangers-on and fancy flingers

To the dress ball

Mushrooms and bowling pins

Stove pipe hats and other things I can't recall

From Juvenile hall

We're so unlucky and stuff

Woodrow Wilson never had it so tough

Dairy Queen and Vaseline and Maybelline

Paul Bunyan and James Dean

Allegory agencies of pre-Raphaelite paganry

And Shenandoah tapestries

Compared with good mahogany

Collapsing the undying postcard romance

With feline perspicacity

By the university

That night I held a paucity

Which you deemed common courtesy

I wasn't what you thought I'd be

I shouldn't have invited you to dance

In my tree

I'm halfway free

And in my chair

One quarter there

In my dream

One-sixteenth cream

In the coffee of the Courtier

Of the sycophant assistant to the king

So let me touch you

Let me touch you

Let me touch you

Let me touch you

 Where the RGo - F♯ - -Em - -C - - G yal JelDly gets maGaa-duh G C G C Em

D G