Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1
Oh, my name is Sammy Small, f**k 'em all
Oh, my name is Sammy Small, f**k 'em all
Oh, my name is Sammy Small
And I only have one ball,
But it's better than none at all,
So f**k 'em all.
Verse 2
Oh, they say I shot a man, f**k 'em all
Oh, they say I shot a man, f**k 'em all
They say I shot him dead
With a piece of f**king lead,
Now that silly f**ker's dead,
So f**k 'em all.
Verse 3
Oh, they say I'm going to swing, f**k 'em all
Oh, they say I'm going to swing, f**k 'em all
Oh, they say I'm going to swing,
From a piece of f**king string,
What a silly f**king thing,
So f**k 'em all.
Verse 4
Oh, they say I greased the rope, f**k 'em all
Oh, they say I greased the rope, f**k 'em all
Oh, they say I greased the rope,
with a peice of f**king soap,
What a silly f**king joke,
So f**k 'em all.
Verse 5
Oh, the parson he will come, f**k 'em all
Oh, the parson he will come, f**k 'em all
Oh, the parson he will come,
With his tales of kingdom come,
He can shove 'em up his bum,
So f**k 'em all.
Verse 6
Oh, the sheriff'll be there too, f**k 'em all
Oh, the sheriff'll be there too, f**k 'em all
Oh, the sheriff'll be there too,
With his silly f**king crew,
They've got f**k-all else to do,
So f**k 'em all.
Verse 7
Oh, the hangman wears a mask, f**k 'em all
Oh, the hangman wears a mask, f**k 'em all
Oh, the hangman wears a mask,
For his silly f**king task,
He can shove it up his ass,
So f**k 'em all.
Verse 8
I saw Molly in the crowd, f**k 'em all
I saw Molly in the crowd, f**k 'em all
I saw Molly in the crowd, and I felt so f**king proud
That I shouted right out loud,
So f**k 'em all.