Standard (EADGBE)

The worst person I know,

(Mother-in-law, Mother-in law)

She worries me, so.

(Mother-in-law, M I L)

If she'd leave us alone,

we would have a happy home.

Sent from down below.

(Mother-in-law, Mother-in-law)

Sin should be her name.

(Mother-in-law, M I L)

To me they're about the same.

(Mother-in-law, M I L)

Chorus

Every time I open my mouth,

She steps in, tries to put me out.

How could she stoop so low?

(Mother-in-law, M I L)

I come home with my pay,

(Mother-in-law, M I L)

She asks me what I made.

(Mother-in-law, M I L)

She thinks her advice is a contribution,

But if she would leave that would be the solution.

And don't come back no more.

(Mother-in-law, M I L,)

Mother-in-law..M..y, Mother-in-law, The Law...(fade)

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