Family Guy - Fart Song Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

GI don't like fancy learnin' books.

I Cdon't like apple tarts.

I Gdon't like cozy breakfast nooks.

I D7don't like modern arts.

Well I like fartsG,

Yes I like farts,C

I like Dlong farts short farts wet farts your farts, I like farts.G

If you got heartsG (Oh I got hearts)

Let's hear those fartsC (How do I start)

Well DPeter I will help you get your fart song Gstarted

(Fart noises using G-C-D until satisfied)