Standard (EADGBE)
Girls can't fly jetpacks
Oh no no they can't
Because they have vaginas
Oh yes they do
Jetpacks run on jetfuel
Not nagging
So girls can't fly jetpacks
No no no they can't
Imagine once a month how many people would die
Girls crashing their jetpacks
because they have tears in their eyes
And they can't do their harnesses up tight
Because of the cramps
Girls can't fly jetpacks
Oh no no they can't
Because they have vaginas
Oh yes they do
Jetpacks run on jetfuel
Not nagging
So girls can't fly jetpacks
No no no they can't
Now I'm not trying to start a war of the sexes
This goes out to all women, not just my exes
To fly a jetpack, there's something fundamentally
that they lack
(TRUMPET SOLO!)
Girls can't fly jetpacks
Oh no no they can't
Because they have vaginas
Oh yes they do
Jetpacks run on jetfuel
Not nagging
So girls can't fly jetpacks