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Verse one

On my way home from pilates class

And what do I see?

Well, pretty much nothin'

 'Cuz I slipped and fell in broken glass

And damaged my pupils permanently

Chorus one

 And now, all I have is my special scarf and a pair of matching eye patches

Verse two

After I got home,

Things only got worse

I practically got robbed

This jerk came into my quiet room

He said, "Give me all your pillow pets"

I said, "Shut up, I'm painting"

He said, "Sorry, I'll come back later"

I sure told him.

Chorus 2/Outro:

 And now,

 All I have is my special scarf and a pair of matching eye patches

 And a brand new painting but,

My scarf denies you