Standard (EADGBE)
E 0- 2- 0
B 2- 3- 0
G 2- 2- 1
D 2- 0- 2
A 0- 0- 2
E 0- 0- 0
Verse one
We are the topiary creatures
We're very pleased to meet youse
Senors y senoritas too
The animals we feature
Ya know would never eat ya
We sing so very sweet to you
Refrain
Welcome to the zoo
Zoo zoo
With the kangaroos
Roos roos
And the tigers too
Too too
Welcome to the zoo zoo zoo
(Chords follow same pattern throughout)
Verse two
So show some self reliance
Come in and see our clients
But do not feed the giant yaks
You learn about the lions
And advertising tie-ins
And maybe learn some science facts
Refrain x2
during animal rap)
ANIMAL RAP
So wipe off your windshield so you can see
The elephant, the monkey and the chimpanzee, canaries, chikaris*, the bears are all
the cheetahs, cicadas, gorillas, and gators, the emus, and the llamas very similar to the
turtle, and the tortoise, and the dolphins and the porpoises, mice, lice, goose, moose
Welcome to the zoo zoo zoo
VERSE 3.1
We are the topiary creatures
We're early multimedia
So our lips don't have to move exact
But our director, Sammy
Says we could win a Grammy
If we let you interact
Refrain
VERSE 3.2
We're very very creatures
We're very pleased to meet youse
I haven't written this verse yet
But uh I will write it
And it will sound much better
Than when we had uh Wet Wet Wet
Refrain
Humongous Entertainment 1995
Note: In some versions of the game, the "topiary creatures" at the entrance to the zoo
nudge and wink, in others they burst into a version of the song that uses verse 3.2
written this verse yet) instead of verse 3.1 (very multimedia). 3.1 is heard during the
credits. The song was written and performed by George Sanger and, in some versions, a few
his friends.