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Verse one

 We are the topiary creatures

 We're very pleased to meet youse

Senors y senoritas too

The animals we feature

 Ya know would never eat ya

 We sing so very sweet to you

Refrain

Welcome to the zoo

Zoo zoo

With the kangaroos

Roos roos

And the tigers too

Too too

Welcome to the zoo zoo zoo

(Chords follow same pattern throughout)

Verse two

So show some self reliance

Come in and see our clients

But do not feed the giant yaks

You learn about the lions

And advertising tie-ins

And maybe learn some science facts

Refrain x2

during animal rap)

ANIMAL RAP

So wipe off your windshield so you can see

The elephant, the monkey and the chimpanzee, canaries, chikaris*, the bears are all

the cheetahs, cicadas, gorillas, and gators, the emus, and the llamas very similar to the

turtle, and the tortoise, and the dolphins and the porpoises, mice, lice, goose, moose

Welcome to the zoo zoo zoo

VERSE 3.1

We are the topiary creatures

We're early multimedia

So our lips don't have to move exact

But our director, Sammy

Says we could win a Grammy

If we let you interact

Refrain

VERSE 3.2

We're very very creatures

We're very pleased to meet youse

I haven't written this verse yet

But uh I will write it

And it will sound much better

Than when we had uh Wet Wet Wet

Refrain

Humongous Entertainment 1995

Note: In some versions of the game, the "topiary creatures" at the entrance to the zoo

nudge and wink, in others they burst into a version of the song that uses verse 3.2

written this verse yet) instead of verse 3.1 (very multimedia). 3.1 is heard during the

credits. The song was written and performed by George Sanger and, in some versions, a few

his friends.