Capo 3rd fret
Standard (EADGBE)
Bama Fan
By Grain Vault
Everyone calls home the promised land
But Sweet Home Alabama was by a Florida band
A lot of nothin' north of Gulfport Shore
Just rabid dogs and hogs, and churches by the score
Mighty damn proud of this soil you call yer own
A Walmart and a Hardees, a place's culture sewn
First chorus:
And yer a Bama fan
Don't remember when ya blew
yer a Bama fan
The Bear's still alive to you
Yer pitbull's named The Bear, yer shotgun's named the Snake
A life outside this hellhole you'll never quite make
Killed those Auburn trees and even I have to admit
Masterful endeavor; wish I had thought of it
The whole world saw it as a dastardly plan
But The Bear woulda loved it, and so would the Klan
Second chorus:
And yer a Bama fan
Dont remember when ya blew
Yer a Bama Fan
Infected with STDs
Yer a Bama Fan
Counting yer SECs
Keep yellin' Roll Tide, like the Tomahawk Chop
Grating on the nerves; please make it stop
Stupid as a 'Nole, ugly as a 'Cane
Haven't got a clue that yer really insane
Got a houndstooth had and panties to match
First glimpse of Bryant-Denny, gotta whip a batch
Final chorus:
And yer a Bama fan
Don't remember when ya blew
yer a Bama fan
The Bear's still alive to you
Yer a Bama Fan
Infected with STDs
Yer a Bama Fan
Counting yer SECs