Joe Lajoie - High As Fuck Chords

Capo 4th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

C/B = x20010

Verse

C C/B Am G F G C G C C B

Bridge

Am C/B C C/B Am

CHave you ever watched the sun go down?C/B Am

 And you're thinkin about the world spinniGng round

FHave you ever been high as fGuck? C C/B

Your in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself

and your dog's looking at you like you need help

Have you ever been high as fuck?

then you feel your heart pumpin really fast

and your convinced that your gonna have a heart attack

have you ever been high as fuck

you close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm

the only problems that the chickens have human arms

you say thats fucked up , why do the chickens have human arms?

you need snacks so you walk to the corner store

but your scared because you think they will know your high

so you walk around the block to buy some time.

u finally decide to go in the store

but your so high you don't know why your there anymore

so you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there.

(BRIDGE)

Amyour walk home and your mouth is drC/By C C/B

Amyou should have bought some juice and snacks

 but you wereC/B to high C

Amthinkin bout ketC/Bchup chipsC C/B

Amand for some reason. the game battle ship. C/B C C/B

Cand you start thinking about how fun it was to play games like battleship when you were

kid

and then how as we get older we forget how to play,and just to enjoy our selves

so you say "guess what I'm gonna make up a game right now

and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine.

and I'm Gonna try to kill a porcupine with the baseball bat"

but then you don't know where to find a porcupine

so you go on Ebay and you do a search

but people don't sell porcupines on the internet

and you say you know what world

you got me cornered again

I'm gonna roll another joint

you ever eat a whole bag of crackers

that were so old that they weren't crispy anymore?

have you ever been high as fuck?