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Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

 What do I do, I accidentally screwed you

 I smoked a little too much

 I was drunk. I was real real drunk.

Verse 2

 You came to my table and asked me to dance

 The next thing you know I'm in the bathroom and

Where the hell are my pants?

Verse 3

 A few hours later I was itching and a scratching

 And I didn’t know what to do.

 So I went to the doctor and the doctor said

 "How the hell am I gonna tell you that she gave you

Chorus

Gohnerrea, Syphilis, HIV

 That’s what that asshole gave to me

Mumps, bumps, even the herpes

That asshole gave them all to me

Yeah, well I’m pissing green

 On my own sexually transmitted disease

 I got STD’s every god damn disease, every damn disease

Verse 4

 What am I supposed to tell my girl?

 I guess I have to tell her the truth

 Well she should already know

Verse 5

 Cause I know that I ain't been with anybody else

 And I know that she gave them all to me

Yeah she gave them all to me, yeah she gave me

Chorus

Gohnerrea, Syphilis, HIV

 That’s what that asshole gave to me

Mumps, bumps, even the herpes

That asshole gave them all to me

Yeah, well I’m pissing green

 On my own sexually transmitted disease

 I got STD’s every god damn disease, every damn disease