Josh Green - Std Song Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

 What do I Ddo, I accidentalAly screwed you

 I Emsmoked a little tGoo much

 I was Ddrunk. I was rAeal real dEmrunk. G

Verse 2

 You caDme to my table and aAsked me to dance

 The nEmext thing you know I'm in the Gbathroom and

DWhere the hAell are my Empants? G

Verse 3

 A Dfew hours later I was Aitching and a scratching

 And I Emdidn’t know what to dGo.

 So I wDent to the doctor and the Adoctor said

 "How the Emhell am I gonna tell yGou that she gave you

Chorus

DGohnerrea, Syphilis,A HIV

 That’s wEmhat that asshole gGave to me

DMumps, bumps, even tAhe herpes

EmThat asshole gave them Gall to me

DYeah, well I’m pissing Agreen

 On my oEmwn sexually transmittGed disease

 I got SDTD’s every gAod damn diEmsease, eGvery damn disease

D A Em G

Verse 4

 What am DI supposed to tAell my girl?

 I Emguess I have to tGell her the tDruth

 Well she Ashould already kEmnow G

Verse 5

 Cause I kDnow that I ain't been with Aanybody else

 And I kEmnow that she gave them Gall to me

DYeah she gAave them Emall to me,G yeah she gave me

Chorus

DGohnerrea, Syphilis,A HIV

 That’s wEmhat that asshole gGave to me

DMumps, bumps, even tAhe herpes

EmThat asshole gave them Gall to me

DYeah, well I’m pissing Agreen

 On my oEmwn sexually transmittGed disease

 I got SDTD’s every gAod damn diEmsease, eGvery damn disease

D A Em G