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Verse
I hate talking and I hate walking next to someone I dont know
Someone I dont know
I hate pretending to keep up this friend thing
When I have enough friends and Id rather be at home
Prechorus
Things would be much easier
And it would really save some time
If you knew my favorite color
And my favorite kind of pie
Chorus
I wish there was a social excuse to make you a cassette tape
Id teach you all about my life from side B to side A
Fast forward rewind
Whenever or never mind
I hate been picky but right now you dont get me
But in time I think you will and I know you wont until
You listen very closely to the tape and mostly
You will see how Ive become someone I hope youll know and love
Prechorus
Things would be much easier
And it would really save some time
If you knew my favorite color
And my favorite kind of pie
Chorus
Bridge
My good friends know that Ive never tried a boysenberry
My good friends know that in the wintertime my legs are hairy
My good friends know that I never understood chemistry
My good friends know that I never date people who know less than me
But you dont know and were not getting any younger
But you dont know and telling you would just take longer
Chorus
Outro