Kevin Tor - Hey There Delilah Parody Chords

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DHey there, Delilah

 What's it F♯mlike in New York City?

 I'm a Dthousand miles away from you

 Or maybe F♯min your Bmcloset with a Gcamera

 I like to Awatch you when you Bmsleep

 I don't make a Apeep.

DHey there, Delilah

 Don't you F♯mtry to call the police

 I alDready cut the phone line

 And your F♯mdoggie got a roofy

 You're all Bmmine

GWe'll have lots of Afun just you and Bmme

 Trust me, you'll Asee

D

 Ohhhhhh Bm

It's what you do to me.

D

 Ohhh Bm

It's what I'll do to you.

D

 Ohhhhhh Bm

It's what you do to me

D

 Ohhh Bm

But really what I'll do to you.

 What I'll do to Dyou.

DHey there, Delilah

 I know this F♯mmust be really hard

 But just beDlieve me, girl

 You can't run. I slashed the F♯mtires on your car.

 And now they're Bmflat.

GDo you have anyAthing in here to Bmeat?

 I'd like a Atreat.

DHey there, Delilah

 I just F♯mwish you would stop crying

 It's weird Dhow you make me feel

 And yet you F♯mreally are not trying

 I know you're Bmscared

GIf it Ahelps I'm mentally Bmimpaired

 I'm glad we Ashared

D

 Ohhhhhh Bm

It's what you do to me.

D

 Ohhh Bm

It's what I'll do to you.

D

 Ohhhhhh Bm

It's what you do to me

D

 Ohhh Bm

But really what I'll do to you.

 What I'll do to Dyou.

GYou sat in front of me in English class

 I Astared and stared at your great ass

 But you Dwouldn't turn around and look my Bmway

GTonight can be our second chance

 And AI'm not wearing underpants

DIf you haven't already, it might be time to Bmpray

GDelilah I can promise you

 This Awill be over in two and two

 Chuck BmWoolery taught me how to deal with Atime

 I'm out of Arhymes.

DHey there, Delilah

 I have F♯mone last thing I must say

 I'm not Dreally a psycho killer

 I'm just F♯msomeone your friends paid

 To scare you Bmgood.

 I'm Gsorry it Ahad to be like Bmthis.

 Your friends are ADicks.

DSoo I think Im gonna Bmgo

(Stop playing Completely)

Yeah Im just gonna go this was kinda messed up

(Put down your guitar and walk off stage)

Im sorry again...

If your playing this live you might want to go with a joke afterwards;

But seriously, stalking is not laughing matter.

If you or someone you know is being stalked there are things you can do.

Like, try opening the Curtains a little more

Or maybe dont run so fast when you go for your morning jog

Or, if youre feeling bold, why dont you order a pizza and bring it

to that van thats been parked across the street for the past three days.

Im sure he or she is hungry. Stalking builds up an apetite.

Come on, its the least you can do for someone who has invested his

or her precious time in getting to know every little bit about you.

Is it a crime to care too much?

Then why are you calling the police and getting that restraining order?

Come on put down the phone, the person youve been waitng for your entire life could be

outside your window.... In the bushes, sniffing you

underwear. Take a chance, Stalkers are people too