Standard (EADGBE)
This guy he likes
His country music
And anything that's 'Hollister'
He's no Jo Shmo
He comes from the Midwest
Says things like 'clutch and 'fubarred'
and loves reality shows
The main thing though,
Everyone needs to know,
Is that he's a Boss.
Cam makes you laugh until you're crying
And then he gives you sound advice,
Just don't give him any caffeine.
He lunches outside with you, in the park,
But sits in the shade,
Because he's old and his complexion would fade.
They call him 'Shorty',
No, I'm just kidding,
He's tall and Boss.
We wish you luck in your endeavours,
But don't forget us,
A free sandwich every once in a while's the least you could do.
Have fun being a daddy,
They say it's easy,
When you're a Boss.
A long (make it sound 'country')