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Standard (EADGBE)
I Went down t local pub the other night
A pint of mild there in me sight
Up approached a southern geezer
he said ill haave a Bacawdi Bweeza
I said I hope your joking son that's not right
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Singing Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale Stouts
Designer drinks, I'd rather drink nowt
You can keep your white wine spritzer
Babycham for your sister
Order that in Lancashire son and your out
I took Jean to Pig & Albert for us tea
When some bloke ordered WKD
Well I didn't know what fort do
When Big Frank ordered Malibu
I tried explain to Jean but she just couldn't see
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Everywhere I turn I see these Alcopops
The kids are drinking 'em hanging roundt shops
I should be their babysitter
I could get 'em onto bitter
No more ASBO's, it's just barley, wheat and hops
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