Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
I was slippin' and a slidin' with Long Tall Sally,
Peepin' and a-hidin' duckin' back in the alley.
Don't wanna Rip It Up, don't wanna dance with Annie,
I got a brand new lover named Short Fat Fannie.
One day while I was busy in the Heartbreak Hotel.
That's where I met Fannie and she sure looked swell.
I told her that I loved her, I'd never leave her..
She put her arms around me..gave me Fever.
Chorus
She's my Tutti-Fruitti, I love the child so..
she watch me like a Hound Dog everywhere I go.
Whenever I'm around I'm on my P's and Q's..
She might step on my Blue Suede Shoes.
Well, at a honky-tonk party just the other night,
Fannie got jealous and she started a fight.
Because I was dancin' with Mary Lou,
I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue.
Short Fat Fannie she's my heart's desire.
Short Fat Fannie sets my soul on fire.
On Monday we were married on Blueberry Hill,
now we're so happy and I love her still.
Chorus
She's my big bad Tutti-Fruitti, I love the child so..
she watch me like a Hound Dog everywhere I go.
Whenever I'm around I'm on my P's and Q's..
She might step on my Blue Suede Shoes.
Well, at a honky-tonk party just the other night,
Fannie got jealous and she started a fight.
Because I was dancin' with Mary Lou,
I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue.
Short Fat Fannie is my heart's desire..
Got the kind of lovin' sets my soul on fire.
Short Fat Fannie, well I love her so,
I'll never let Short Fat Fannie Go.
A fifties smash from Kraziekhat.