Lauren Fairweather - Black Santas Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

E A♭m Bm4 (Bm on the 4th thingey) A

EAngela, it's A♭mbeen a gBm4reat five Aweeks

EBut there is A♭msomething I shoBm4uld saAy

ENo, I'm nA♭mot breaking Bm4up with yAou

EEverything's A♭mperfectly Bm4okay A

EI know you've been A♭mwondering Bm4what is Aup

EAnd why I A♭mhaven't taken Bm4you hoAme

EBefore you A♭mwalk insBm4ide my dAoor

EThere is sA♭momething you Bm4shouldA know

AI've just gotta F♯mtell you

AI'll give it a sEhot

ANow I'm gonna F♯mshow you

AExactly what I've Egot...

Chorus

 I've got a A♭mhouse full of black Asantas,

 Black Bsantas on the Ewalls

 And A♭meverywhere you tAurn

 Those black F♯msantas deck the Bhalls

 And lA♭mater when we Amake out

 You Ashould watch out Ebecause

We'll be Bm4 watched by twenty-four Bhundred eyes

 of Atwelve hundred black sEantas

(same chords as the first verse and bridge)

Black santas line the windowsills and mantel

They hang from the stairway banister

You can't escape from the one in the guest bathroom

We've even got a pez dispenser

I'm living in an official Santa landmark

It's an embarrassing fact

I'll be surprised if you come to visit

And my love life stays intact

Please don't be turned off now

The fault here isn't mine

My parents are so proud of

Their year long Christmas shrine

Chorus

 They Esee you when you're Asleeping

 They Eknow when you're awaAke

 They'll Bmsee us when we're hBooking up

 And wBmhen I masturbaBte

 So you'd Ebetter not pout

 You'd bAetter not cry

EIf you go running out

 I'll undersAtand why...

(chords in order of EBGDAE)