Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
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I feel a way I've never felt
Something inside me so strong
Travelling around my abdomen
What could it be?
Don't know
Why did I eat so much today?
I'm surprised I kept it down
Yeah why did I eat so much today?
I'm surprised I kept it down
I think I need a really big poo
I should go do it in the loo
I'm not gonna defecate on the floor
I can't be bothered to get up
I might just do it in a cup
At least that way no one will know
Oh no
My large intestine cries out in agony
It's just begging me to go
But sitting here I am so comfortable
Don't wanna move, woah no
Suddenly, I'm so flatulent
How much longer can I hold it in?
Yeah suddenly I'm so flatulent
How much longer can I hold it in?
I think I need a really big poo
I should go do it in the loo
I'm not gonna defecate on the floor
I can't be bothered to get up
I might just do it in a cup
At least that way no one will know
Woah
I think I need a really big poo
I should go do it in the loo
I'm not gonna defecate on the floor
I can't be bothered to get up
I might just do it in a cup
At least that way no one will know
Oh no