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Intro

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 I feel a way I've never felt

 Something inside me so strong

Travelling around my abdomen

 What could it be?

 Don't know

Why did I eat so much today?

 I'm surprised I kept it down

 Yeah why did I eat so much today?

 I'm surprised I kept it down

I think I need a really big poo

 I should go do it in the loo

 I'm not gonna defecate on the floor

I can't be bothered to get up

 I might just do it in a cup

 At least that way no one will know

 Oh no

 My large intestine cries out in agony

 It's just begging me to go

 But sitting here I am so comfortable

 Don't wanna move, woah no

Suddenly, I'm so flatulent

 How much longer can I hold it in?

 Yeah suddenly I'm so flatulent

 How much longer can I hold it in?

I think I need a really big poo

 I should go do it in the loo

 I'm not gonna defecate on the floor

I can't be bothered to get up

 I might just do it in a cup

 At least that way no one will know

Woah

I think I need a really big poo

 I should go do it in the loo

 I'm not gonna defecate on the floor

I can't be bothered to get up

 I might just do it in a cup

 At least that way no one will know

 Oh no