Standard (EADGBE)
At a bar at midnight
My eyes are half closed
My head is restin' on the wall
There's a cowboy to my right
He looks good tonight
He's dark, handsome and tall
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But the musics too loud
And I don't like the crowd
I wanna go home and lie down in my Select Comfort Sleep Number bed
Oh my aching head
I'm falling asleep and I'm starting to snore
I'm too old to party anymore
My man broke my heart
Couple weeks ago
I spend my time sitting at home
I'm a little bit sad
But it ain't that bad
So I decided I'll just be alone
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But then my friend brought me here
She keeps buyin' me beer
She wants me out on the town trying to find myself a new man
That's her plan
But this ain't the way I wanna even the score
I'm too old to party anymore
She wants me to drink
She wants me to dance
She wants me to flirt with the men
This is her cure
But I ain't so sure
I don't think I'll ever do this again
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My jeans are too tight
Lord, I'm a pitiful sight
I wanna go home and put on my comfy baggy ole sweats
I'm such a mess
I'm so tired, gonna fall to the floor
I'm too old to party anymore
You may say I'm a bore
But I'm headed straight for the door
I'm too old to party anymore
I'm too old to party anymore