Mike Carey - Seamus Just Wants To Be Famous Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Oh, GI want to write a song, not too short, not too long,

I'll gEmet respect from all the lads, (who's your man, he's not bad)

I needC not wait too long, I'll write song after song,

It'll Dbe me on MTV, doing a duet with Elton John

I'll bGecome so big and famous, I'll change me name to Seamus,

Be theEm coolest of the Paddy's, who's your feckin daddy

The giCrls in the crowd, screaming really loud,

"Oh SeDamus you're the best, will you sign me massive chest?"

Well IG'm sorry maiden Michelle, I'm a pure professional

I won'Emt have antics in me trailer, so treat me like a sailor

"But wChat about your shows, at every one we have been?",

I'm soDrry girls it's not my fault but you're only 15 D

Oh I wGon't walk down the street cause I'll be up the fucking walls

EveryoEmne will want a kiss, and sure grab or rub me balls,

I'll bCe hyper, hyper, hyper, I will not shleep at night

AshtouDnded by the fact that I can even sell my shite

But sometGimes I think to myself, "Ar I'd be better off just being me"

And plCay my songs for my friends on the Dsofa side of MTV

Oh I tChink of Spirituality, HDymns and going to mass,

But you know I'd tCrade it all, for Rock n Roll, so I coulDd hire a guy to wipe my ass

Oh theGre's one thing I won't do, If i make it really big,

I won'Emt end up like Shnoopy Dogg with fucking pig tails and a shmig,

And alCl your songs are cat, the lads think you're a twat,

And whDy If you can see us do you insist on asking "where are y'all at?"

I meanG your grammar is atrocious, it should be "where are ye?"

sure the only YEmoughal that we know, is a Cork town by the see

And ifC we started hanging out, down in Youghal or anything,

I'd caDtch you by the pigtails, swing you round and fuck you in,

Now, aGnd in me videos, I'd bust a move, or grab me crotch

And whEmere you'd be off saying "bitch", I'd be saying "biatch"

I'm drCiving in me flashy car, the girlies all along side me,

Oh fucDkin hell there's Snoop, if I duck down will you hide me?

And he sang,

"GSeamus, he just want's to be fEmamous"

HCe's about 13 new women on theD go

SGeamus he just wants to be fEmamous

ACnd he'll keep his eye on thatD goal

Spoken - (Now for the high bit, go on Seamus)

LGaaaa, la la la la la lEmaaaa

la la la la la lCaaaa

la la la la la lDaaaa

Spoken - ( ADnd he sang it again, even though the crowd we're shouting at him, and

telling him to fuck off, he sang..)

LGaaaa, la la la la la lEmaaaa

la la la la la lCaaaa

la la la la la lDaaaa

Spoken - (ADnd at this stage the auditorium was empty, it was just some fella sweeping up

auld litter down the back and he still going, and he said..)

LGaaaa, la la la la la lEmaaaa

la la la la la lCaaaa

la la la la la lDaaaa

Then someone came up and plugged him out!