Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

So long LBJ, Its been sure nice to know you

But when the go and get tough, I guess the pussies get going

You had seven long years to bring a title to Cleveland

You choked again and again, now you tell us your leavin

Your heading down south to join another mans team

We thought that you were an alpha, you're a beta it seems

So goodbye and good riddance, pack your ego and go

But before you depart there is one thing you should know

Chorus

LeBron James is a bitch

Theres nothing much more to say

Couldnt get the job done

Now your running away

You and your miami boyfriends

Yeah you might win a ring

But even if they do it really don't change a thing

It's just as simple as thisssssssss

LeBron James is a bitch

Verse 2

You hijacked ESPN to show the world that you're a star

But all you did was confirm what a douchbag you are

You call your self chosen one, you are humble indeed

But I hope like Jesus Christ, you don't live past 33

Your ego hurts our whole economy don't you know

Cause all the crack dealers truly are hate to see your mom go

Will you take her down with you to the land of the sun

Or will you just set her lose and let Delante have fun

Chorus

LeBron James is a bitch

There's nothing much more to say

Couldn't get the job done

Now your running away

You and your miami boyfriends

Yeah you might win a ring

But even if they do it really don't change a thing

It's just as simple as thisssssssss

LeBron James is a bitch

Verse 3

Now you'll never be Jordan, your not nearly that tough

He never ran like a girl, when shit got rough

You don’t realize it now, but I bet you'll learn quick

You can't own the spotlight when your riding Wades dick

Chorus

LeBron James is a bitch

Theres nothing much more to say

Couldnt get the job done

Now your running away

You and your miami boyfriends

Yeah you might win a ring

But even if they do it really don't change a thing

It's just as simple as thisssssssss

LeBron James is a bitch