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Harmonica.....In a time forgotten long ago
A world where people moved most slow
and there was no such thing as a tv show
that's where we'll go
oh, in the ancient jungles of Canada, see
nerds roamed wild, roamed strong and free
and spent their days drinking herbal tea
then they were happy
because someone protected them with pride
he made the bullies run and hide
oh they'd wind up on his inside, oh what a ride
and his name was the great snake Shnissugah
no one could mistake Shnissugah
his house was near lake Ontario, Shnissugah
children sing Shnissugah
one day soon he'll come back again
into this world of nerd-hating men
and time now will be like time then times ten
December 24, 2007