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Harmonica.....In a time forgotten long ago

A world where people moved most slow

and there was no such thing as a tv show

that's where we'll go

oh, in the ancient jungles of Canada, see

nerds roamed wild, roamed strong and free

and spent their days drinking herbal tea

then they were happy

because someone protected them with pride

he made the bullies run and hide

oh they'd wind up on his inside, oh what a ride

and his name was the great snake Shnissugah

no one could mistake Shnissugah

his house was near lake Ontario, Shnissugah

children sing Shnissugah

one day soon he'll come back again

into this world of nerd-hating men

and time now will be like time then times ten

December 24, 2007