Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

I can barely keep my head above the water

sometimes I listen to my mother

I spent my last 5 dollars

on gasoline for a ride to your house

Prechorus

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh(2x)

Chorus

a series of unfortunate events

prevents the senses from

feeling defenseless oh

I stumble and still soldier on

cuz it doesn't mean that I'm wrong

Verse 2

it's exactly precisely unexpected

hit the nail right on the head

now I'm connected

I am so blindly corrected

no ones home so

looks like I missed out

Prechorus

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh(2x)

Chorus

a series of unfortunate events

prevents the senses from

feeling defenseless oh

I stumble and still soldier on

cuz it doesn't mean that I'm wrong

Interlude

Chorus

a series of unfortunate events

prevents the senses from

feeling defenseless ohhhhhhh

I stumble and still soldier on

cuz it doesn't mean that I'm wrong

It doesn't have to mean that...... I'm wrong

Outro

(3x leave last hanging/don't resolve)