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 Intro –

Woooo, Woooo (whisper) Barking Spider!

I’ve been all around the world, I thought I saw everything. But then that fateful day, I was

 walking down the road. Then I saw, lying on the mocking ground, next to a giant rock.

 There she was.

 (pause) It was a barking spider!

 It followed me around like a shark in the sea,

 right then and there I started drinkin’ me tea,

 It was destiny.

Back in me homeland of Tennessee, I knew a good man named lil’ Timmy,

 Shimmy-shimmy.

  But one day, everything was going insane, and lil’ Timmy got hit by a hurricane!

(silence)

And that oughta suck!

(pause) It was a barking spider!

Guitar solo

(whisper) That barking spider.

  They found lil’ Timmy on a barbarian island.

 But sadly, before they could reach him,

 He was hit, by a HURRICANE!

(silence)

Again

 And then their expensive boat got hit by a truck,

 The sea came to life, and so did the muck!

 All right!

All right!

 (pause) It was a barking spider!