Standard (EADGBE)
Once, there was a boy, named Jimmy-Sue,
And Jimmy-Sue wanted some gum from the mall!
So Jimmy-Sue went to the mall,
BUT THEY HAD NO GUM!
So, all depressed, Jimmy-Sue went to the Food Court
And there he had a glimmer of hope
For under the table, was a Pikachu trading card
And then an old hobo walked up to him
And said "Do you want this gum?"
(sing heavy/death metal like)
AND JIMMY-SUE ATE THE GUM!