Standard (EADGBE)

Once, there was a boy, named Jimmy-Sue,

And Jimmy-Sue wanted some gum from the mall!

So Jimmy-Sue went to the mall,

BUT THEY HAD NO GUM!

So, all depressed, Jimmy-Sue went to the Food Court

And there he had a glimmer of hope

For under the table, was a Pikachu trading card

And then an old hobo walked up to him

And said "Do you want this gum?"

(sing heavy/death metal like)

AND JIMMY-SUE ATE THE GUM!