Standard (EADGBE)

(c) by Nicky Patterson 2004

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V1:

You’re a Council Scheme Superstar

You made your name stealin cars

And muggin kids, shopliftin and sniffin glue

V2:

When you turned 16 you signed on the brew

Cos getting a job was not for you

After dogging classes and burning down the school

Chorus

You’re into Burberry hats and trackies and drinking Buckfast

And you spend all your time on glue and buzzing gas

You don’t think there’s more to life than all this shite

‘Cause you’re happy when you’ve gubbed an ‘E’ and won a fight

V3:

You smoke 40 a day washed down with some ‘tonic’

You’ve made your Punto supersonic

Well isn’t it amazing what a hole in the exhaust can do?

V4:

Now you’re an entrepreneur sellin tops and jackets

Freshly stolen from the supermarket

And you’ll go international just as soon as yer tag’s been removed

Chorus

(c) Nicky Patterson