Standard (EADGBE)

Grey skies and spittin rain

Saturday morning’s come again

I’m waitin for Mr McIlwaine

To take us all up the school

V2: (.s.1)

The pride of playin P7 first team

The strips are washed, the boots are clean

We’re flyin now like Mr Sheen

How many can we score?

V3: (.s.2)

The ref’s the janny no surprise

And it isn’t long ‘fore someone skies

The ball o’er the fence and lies

He says it wasnae him!

V4: (.s.2)

Seagulls are on at half-time

Had kia-ora I’m feelin fine

I’ll give my boots another shine

And on for the second half!

V5: (.s.1)

The blaze is crusty on my knees

The dad’s are cursin referees

Who the hell is John Cleese?

He’s just given a free-kick!

V6: (.s.1)

Back ten yards says Basil Fawlty

All of a sudden my mouth goes salty

We’re makin a wall but its too cold to

And the boy is takin his time

Chorus

Here comes the mouldmaster

And it’s flyin right towards me

Oh help me mammy

I’m gonna need some TLC

V7: (.s.1)

I want to greet I want to cry

It’s got me right inside the thigh

The slap the sting that fuckin thing

Should be banned by the HSE

V1: (.s.1)

Grey skies and spitting rain

Saturday morning’s come again

I’m waitin for Mr McIlwaine

To take me up the road!

Chorus