Standard (EADGBE)
Grey skies and spittin rain
Saturday mornings come again
Im waitin for Mr McIlwaine
To take us all up the school
V2: (.s.1)
The pride of playin P7 first team
The strips are washed, the boots are clean
Were flyin now like Mr Sheen
How many can we score?
V3: (.s.2)
The refs the janny no surprise
And it isnt long fore someone skies
The ball oer the fence and lies
He says it wasnae him!
V4: (.s.2)
Seagulls are on at half-time
Had kia-ora Im feelin fine
Ill give my boots another shine
And on for the second half!
V5: (.s.1)
The blaze is crusty on my knees
The dads are cursin referees
Who the hell is John Cleese?
Hes just given a free-kick!
V6: (.s.1)
Back ten yards says Basil Fawlty
All of a sudden my mouth goes salty
Were makin a wall but its too cold to
And the boy is takin his time
Chorus
Here comes the mouldmaster
And its flyin right towards me
Oh help me mammy
Im gonna need some TLC
V7: (.s.1)
I want to greet I want to cry
Its got me right inside the thigh
The slap the sting that fuckin thing
Should be banned by the HSE
V1: (.s.1)
Grey skies and spitting rain
Saturday mornings come again
Im waitin for Mr McIlwaine
To take me up the road!