Oaf And Dago - Cause You Got Big Boobs Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

AmI once knew this girl

CShe was flat chested

GEverytime she got pulled over

 She was arEmrested

 But then one day she got Aimplants

 And she flirts her way Dout of tickets

 Heres to big boobGs and driving over the speed limit

(Chorus)

 Cause you got big Ebo-Aoo-Dobs

GGuys will buy you dArinks

 Cause you got big Ebo-Aoo-Dobs

GThey'll buy you Adiamond rings

 Cause you got big Ebo-Aoo-Dobs

GYou've got it Amaid

 Cause you got big Ebo-Aoo-Dobs

GWell you can always gAet lAsus4aid

GEven if your AugAsus4ly (look at dolly parton)

GGuys will turn off the Elig-Ahi-Dits

GAnd tit fuck you Aall Asus4night

(Verse 1)

C♯I always Blove it when Awe go Ewalking

C♯Cause I've Bsomthing to look at Awhen we're Etalking

C♯Why the Bhell am I listAening to yEou?

C♯Oh yBeah it's cause of yoAur big bEoobs

(Chorus)

(Bridge)

Dm7 Cx2

Dm7Isn't it nice to get anyCthing you want

Dm7When your boobs are like size C72 font

Dm7Guys will like you cause of your persConality

Dm7OK I'm just joCking

(Verse 2)

C♯You won't haBve any feAmale friEends

C♯Cause thBey'll all be AjeaElous

C♯That's oBk they're all AbitEches

C♯And if yoBur boobs have AitEches

C♯You'll have pleBnty of guy friends who will scrAatch thEem

(Last Chorus A Little Different)

 Cause you got big Ebo-Aoo-Dobs

GGuys will buy you driAnks

 Cause you got big Ebo-Aoo-Dobs

GThey'll buy you diaAmond rings

 Cause you got big Ebo-Aoo-Dobs

GYou've got it mAaid

 Cause you got big Ebo-Aoo-Dobs

GWell you can always gAet Asus4laid

G A Asus4 Keep hitting Asus4

Even if your ugly (Unless your fat and have big boobs you still wont get laid. HAHAHA too fat people.)

GGuys will turn off the Elig-Ahi-Dits

GAnd tit fuck you aAll nAsus4ight

And then jizz in your fay-hey-ace

For last part just keep hitting Asus4 and then end the song.