Obsd - Pond-erosa Puff Chords

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EmHe said my water's good n' my water's free

So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!

GThen he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"

They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!

EmSo Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide

Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"

GTied him to a horse, set the tail on fire

 Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher! Em

Chorus

 Pond-Gerosa PDuff

 wouldn't Emtake no guff

 Water oGughta be cDlean and Emfree

 So he Gfought the fDight

 and he set tEmhings right

 With his GOpenDBSEmD

EmWell things were good fer a spell in town

But then one day, dang water turned brown

GComin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed

He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"

EmBut it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged

Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs

GFolks said "gotta be a gooder way"

 Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K." Em

Em"The water's fine on the Open range"

And he passed a law that it couldn't change.

G"No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"

 Puff took him aside, said Em"this is wrong"

Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!

So he took him down in a cloud of blood

GSaid "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"

 So they did it right and the water went clean! Em

EmSo once agin' it was right, but then

The lake went dry, she was gone again!

GFish started flippin' and floppin' about

Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"

EmSo he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake

Of Apache fish, they was on the take

GThey'd built a dam that was made of rules

 Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool! Em

EmI'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!

n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!

GYou're full o' beans n' killin' my town

and if you's all don't shut er down

EmI'll hang a lickin' on every one

of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!

GSo he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul

Cause water oughta be free for all!

EmThat's right! I'll hang a Glickin' on ya! EmNever piss on another man's boot!