Standard (EADGBE)
Well there's a full moon, shinin' on a stainless toilet bowl
An eight by twelve room, shrinks every time that I've been on parole
It was a snafu, now I'm missing you and holed up in this pen
And there's a tatoo, on my ass that says that I belong to him
My cell mate beats me black and blue, but in the dark it's true
He almost looks like you (He almost looks like you)
It's never hello, he just knocks me to the ground and he strikes me
But when he gives me Jell-O, in the dining hall at night I know he
likes me
I'd never kiss him, but sometimes I feel the urge to lie beside him
Guess I would miss him, if they took him down the hall and then they
fried him
Though he beats me black and blue, in the dark it's true
He almost looks like you (He almost looks like you)
Oh I just mind my place, hey I don't want no trouble
But girl, he's got your face, save for a quarter inch of stubble
Now my heart's broke, I'm missin' you so much it makes me tremble
It's God's joke, put me in a cell with someone you resemble
Well, he's a creep, when he tries to force himself on all these fellas
But down deep, I must admit I get a little jealous
When he says that, I'm the one for him, and he sneaks off with other
men
He almost looks like you (He almost looks like you)