Capo 2nd fret
Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Twenty five days in this cage is like hell
Theres like forty of us in this tiny little cell
.with a bell
And it stinks like piiiisssss!
Were out of yogurt dips and theres nothing to do
Ive gotten to the point where Im eatin my poo .number two
Plus I dont wanna live!
And so I cry sometimes when Im lying in bed
I went to check on my kid and I saw he was dead .his head
Did not have a face!
And so I wake in the morning and Ive got red hair
I take a look at my balls and theyve shaved them bare .not fair
What the FUCKs goin on?!
Chorus
And I said Heyeyeyeyey
Heyeyey
I said Hey Whats going on?
And I said Heyeyeyeyey
Heyeyey
I said Hey What the FUCKS going on?
Ooh, Ooh Ooh
So they bust in the room and they grab my scruff
Im thinking here we go theyre gonna shave my stuff again
This shit never ends!
But now were headed outside, they grabbed Wes and Dong
I start to think to myself that theres something wrong oh shit
I think this is it!
They throw me in a bush and I land on my face
Then Wes takes off and there aint no trace of Dong
And I gotta poo!
So I take my dump and then go look for my kin
I finally come across Wes but all thats left of him is his skin
What the FUCKs goin on?!
Chorus
Twenty five days in this cage is like hell
Theres like forty of us in this tiny little cell .with a bell
Someone please make me .dead