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Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Twenty five days in this cage is like hell

 There’s like forty of us in this tiny little cell

.with a bell

 And it stinks like piiiisssss!

We’re out of yogurt dips and there’s nothing to do

 I’ve gotten to the point where I’m eatin my poo….number two

 Plus I don’t wanna live!

And so I cry sometimes when I’m lying in bed

 I went to check on my kid and I saw he was dead….his head

 Did not have a face!

And so I wake in the morning and I’ve got red hair

 I take a look at my balls and they’ve shaved them bare….not fair

 What the FUCK‘s goin’ on?!

Chorus

And I said Heyeyeyeyey

Heyeyey

 I said Hey Whats going on?

And I said Heyeyeyeyey

Heyeyey

 I said Hey What the FUCK’S going on?

Ooh, Ooh Ooh

So they bust in the room and they grab my scruff

 I’m thinking here we go…they’re gonna shave my stuff…again

 This shit never ends!

But now we’re headed outside, they grabbed Wes and Dong

 I start to think to myself that there’s something wrong…oh shit

 I think this is it!

They throw me in a bush and I land on my face

 Then Wes takes off and there ain’t no trace…of Dong

 And I gotta poo!

So I take my dump and then go look for my kin

 I finally come across Wes but all that’s left of him…is his skin

 What the FUCK‘s goin’ on?!

Chorus

Twenty five days in this cage is like hell

 There’s like forty of us in this tiny little cell….with a bell

 Someone please make me….dead