Peenee - Michigan Sucks Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

C

Verse 1

CCame to Michigan just to go to school

EmHad some fun and we thought it would be cool

AmMade some friends and at first they were straight

GWe thought the rest of our years would be great

Verse 2

CToday we’re singing and four years have gone by

EmAfter being here that long I want to die

AmI can’t stand it here another single day

GEveryone from this state is fuckin’ gay

Chorus 1

FPlease someone won’t you kill me now G

 Thanks a lot MCichigan Am

take a fuckin’ bow

FYou’ve stolen four years right outta my life Em

GIf you were a person I would stab you with my knife…kniiiife

Verse 3

CEveryone here drives like they’re drunk

EmEverywhere you go it smells like a skunk

AmThey think they’re a state, but to us they’re really not

GGive it to Canada and let ‘em fuckin’ rot

Verse 4

CAll the dudes love goin’ on their knees

EmAll the chicks here smell like dirty cheese

AmThere’s nothing to do except get fuckin wasted

GA hint of this hell you haven’t even tasted

Chorus 2

FMichigan sucks…I ain’t never goin’ back G

 They’re like…CaCnada’s…sweaty little sack Am

FMichigan sucks…I’d never snack on that deed Em

GEveryone here is like their own fuckin’ breed…breeeeed

Solo

Verse 5

CHalf the people here like suckin’ dicks

EmThe other half are just really big hicks

AmI’ve never seen so many John Deer owners

GMichigan is definitely one of God’s biggest boners

Chorus 1

FPlease someone won’t you kill me now G

 Thanks a lot MCichigan…take a fuckin’ boAmw

FYou’ve stolen four years right outta my life Em

GIf you were a person I would stab you with my knife…kniiiife

Chorus 2

FMichigan sucks…I ain’t never goin’ back G

 They’re like…CaCnada’s…sweaty little sack Am

FMichigan sucks…I’d never snack on that deed Em

GEveryone here is like their own fuckin’ breed…breeeeed

Snack on C