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I know this pretty awesome girl
There's no one else like her in this world
If you haven't met her yet,
you're gonna love her, I bet
She used to own people down at the tennis court
even though she's pretty dang short
but it doesn't matter
'cause it's incredible just to be around her
You may be wondering...
who could be cooler than Chadler Bing?
Well, she's in the Los Amigos Jazz Band,
and her name is... Thy-An
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and she's so super duper freakishly awesome
compared to her, everyone looks like a bum
and you better believe me 'cause I speak the truth
so if you disagree, go jump off a roof
you gotta admit, she's pretty goddamn cute
even your mom would trade you in for her with no dispute
so basically what I'm trying to say here
is that I'm so glad I'm friends with her
So here I am writing you this song
I had no idea that it'd take me this long
but here I am at 2 in the morning
with nothing to do 'cause without you it's boring
anyways, I'd like to let you know
that I love how you're no average joe
'cause you're way too cool to fit in
you're so cool that it just might be a sin
Now I don't know what else to say here
So pardon me; I hope taht you don't care
As you can tell I'm not so good at writing
but the point is... you're amazing
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and you're so super duper freakishly awesome
compared to you, everyone looks like a bum
and you better believe me 'cause I speak the truth
so if you disagree, you're one stubborn goof
you gotta admit, you're pretty goddamn cute
even my mom would trade me in for you with no dispute
so basically what I'm trying to say here
is that I'm so glad I'm friends with you
<3(: