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Intro

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Verse

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If you got a moment listen there is something you must know.

She’s as pretty as a picture, dressed fluorescent head to toe.

A loving smile upon her face, some glitter on her eyes.

Some stripy tights & fairy lights, it ain’t no big surprise.

She winds herself around you, whispers softly in your ear.

It might be a little crazy, but it’s what you want to hear.

A brain of 5, but you don’t care she really is divine.

The she takes hold of your hand & laughs & comes out with the line...

Chorus

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“Analysis of Scunthorpe,

Babe you can’t take the shame.

Analysis of Scunthorpe,

But it’s funny all the same.”

Her head’s a mess, she’s ripped her dress, she’s boozing in the rain.

Analysis of Scunthorpe

But I bet you’re glad you came.

Verse

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She thinks that she is Batman,

And she can make it on her own

But she’s nothing without Spidey,

Who always takes her home.

She likes to drink and joke around – she just loves being free

But she don’t need no can of beer to be who she wants to be.

You’re mesmerised & hypnotised – the way she talks and plays.

You don’t know why, you can’t help but smile; she’s got you in a daze.

She always gets heartbroken but I’m sure she breaks hearts too.

She’ll muddle up & cuddle up but sweetly say to you

Chorus

Bridge

She’s ditzy, she’s deep, she’s skitzy, she’s steep.

A whirlwind of joy and despair.

She’s completely unique, she’s to her own beat.

Whenever you see her you stare,

But surprisingly she doesn’t care.

And she screams…

Chorus x2