Riley Friesen - Functions Chords

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Verse 1

 MaEmde Myself a Csandwich this mDorning

 I aGte Dit

 I cheEmwed it and sCtimulated my sDalivary

GGlaDnds

 My TEmaste buds were fuCnctioning and it wDasn’t good

 I Ghated Dit

 At lEmeast I could sCwallow it, it wDent down my

 EsGophaDgus

Chorus

 ThCese are the fDunctions of yGour digestive tEmract

 YCou may not lDike it but you caGn’t escape the fEmact

Verse 2

 It laEmnded in my sCtomach it slDoshed around in the

GHydrochloric aDcid

 it sqEmueezed through a vCalve to the smDaller

 intGestinal caviDty

 it was bEmroken down and aCbsorbed by the lDittle things

 Called GVilDli

EmMan what you Ccan’t learn from wDatching some

GBill NDye™

Chorus

Verse 3

 The stEmuff that waCsn’t absorbed by the vDilli goes to the

 LGarge IntesDtine

 TEmhere it fCesters for uDp to

 TweGnty-Four HDours

 AfEmter that it gCets a little bDit more

GAwkwDard

 Some Emstuff happens and Chopefully some mDore happens that

 I’m nGot gonna Dmention

Chorus

Bridge

 HoDpefully You lGearned something by wEmatching my sChow

DNow if you’d pGlease excuse me I’ve rEmeally got to Cgo

Chorus

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