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Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

Spent some time with your mom

Rollin' round in bed

How was i to know?

It'd never be the same again

Chorus

I've got Balanitis

Oh my God it sucks

My balls are really swollen

Now it just gets stuck

Verse 2

Started Getting Problems

Down, in my pants

Went to the doctor

He touched me with his hands

Told me my balls were ruined

Gave me some special pills

Now i'm hallucinating

And i've got the chills

Chorus x2

Then comes the bridge, which is just the chorus played twice heavily palm-muted with no singing

Chorus x3

Outro

If you haven't heard this song, search balanitis on youtube to listen to a crappy

of it, but it's enough to give u the idea of how it sounds. On the actual recording, there's

an electric guitar that plays palm muted power chord versions of all the notes.