Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse 1
You know it's yummy, it's the real deal.
It makes food better, for any meal.
It's freaking awesome,
It's really neat.
And I will put it on anything I eat.
We're at a restaurant,
And we're ordering.
And all my friends,
They're really boring.
See all they wanted was some ketchup for their fries.
But then the waiter asked what I wanted on mine,
And I was like,
Chorus
Gravy, gravy, gravy...
Oh like...
Gravy, gravy, gravy...
Oh lots of...
Gravy, gravy, gravy...
Oh...
Gravy makes my world so fine.
Fine...
Gravy, gravy, gravy...
Oh like...
Gravy, gravy, gravy...
Oh...
Gravy, gravy, gravy...
Oh...
Eating gravy 'til the end of time...
Time...
Verse 2
Oh, with food,
It always tastes like leather.
Put some gravy on to make it better.
It goes on caribou,
And on turkey too.
It goes on KFC,
Hell even onion rings,
And chicken pieces.
They're so tasty.
And since I'm crazy,
I put gravy,
On my ice cream.
It's all I know, know, know, know...
And I just cannot eat my mashed potato bowl,
Without some,
Chorus
Gravy, gravy, gravy...
Oh like...
Gravy, gravy, gravy...
Oh lots of...
Gravy, gravy, gravy...
Oh...
Whenever my food is dry.
Dry...
Gravy, gravy, gravy...
Oh like...
Gravy, gravy, gravy...
Oh lots of...
Gravy, gravy, gravy...
Oh...
Eating gravy 'til the end of time...
Time...
Rap:
When I get hungry,
And I need some grub,
There ain't nothing that compares to some gravy,
On this chocolate-covered jalapeño shish kabob I love.
See I like eating gravy,
But tauter sauce sucks.
And I like having gravy,
While I drink Starbucks.
Damn, I need Starbucks.
There's a Starbucks on every single street 'ta,
Sell Frappuccinos,
But I really wanna get a Grande Mocha,
I know I need some Starbucks.
Starbucks is so amazing.
Their coffee is a-blazin',
Damn, I need Starbucks!
Chorus
Gravy, gravy, gravy...
Oh like...
Gravy, gravy, gravy...
Oh lots of...
Gravy, gravy, gravy...
Oh...
With Starbucks on the side.
Side...
Gravy, gravy, gravy...
Oh like...
Gravy, gravy, gravy...
Oh lots of...
Gravy, gravy, gravy...
Oh...
Eating gravy 'til the end of time...
Time...
Outro
It's gone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But now it's gone,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I ate it all,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And now it's gone,
Gone, gone, gone,
It's gone.