Spoonboy - The Restaurant Chords

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While mooAnlighting in the service of the bourgois elite,

I caught Dlunch with a party of psuedo-environAmental executives,

because I Eheard they'd pick up the bill.

And then the Abillionaire took his seat at the head of the Dtable

and wiped his ass with the dignity of the polynesian Awaiter,

(who had only been misheard), but was Esubject to abuse. And I got Acaught.

A D A E A D A E

And I got Acaught. I was caught in a crisis of procedure,

what I Dknew but forgot in the comforts of leisure,

on reAview of the charts, all the facts and the figures:

ONLY ELACK OF RECOGNITION WILL DISCREDIT OUR LEADERS.

And the Aconflict lies on you: all the waiters of the Dworld please spit in the soup,

and the billionAaires might finally get what's Ecoming.

When the dishAwashers of the world all mouth off to their boss,

then the Dlatter that they build that they started on top

might Afall because it rests on you. and the Eshit that you go through

just to stay aBmlivDe.A E Bm D A E

Bm1000 miles aDway, another conflict I'd been Athrough

about the innocence of the Ecriminal when the victim is Bmyou.

and the tendency to DjustifAy a law that's Eflawed. and I got Acaught.

I was caught in the crisis of my company.

What I Dknew, they did not, but I guess there's always something.

There was a Agirl and a cop, and they wouldn't even talk to me. I got Ecaught.

And the Aconflict lies on you,

all the waiters of the Dworld please spit in the soup.

and punk kids, Aplease think about what you're Edoing.

When the dishAwashers of the world all mouth off to their boss,

then the Dlatter that they built, it might finally fall,

because you Aknow it all rests on you,

and the Eshit that you go through just to stay BmaliDveA.