Spose - Im Awesome Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

C - G - F x2

Chorus

 mother ****** iCm awesome, no your not dude don't lie

 im awesomFe, im driving round in my moms ride

 im awesomGe, a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online

 mother ****** im awesomeC, i will run away from a brawl

 im awesomeF, theres no voicemail nobody called

 im awesomeG, i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my face book wall

Cyou know my pants sag low(low)

 even though(though) tFhat went out of style like ten years ago(go)

Gspose i got the swagger of a cripple

 iF goGt little biceps getting fatter in the middle

Cand lyrically im not the best

Fphysically the opposite of randy moss and yet

Gso puposteruis feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest, oh yes

Cthe girls are repulsed

Fso i hide in my hood like im joining a cult

Gim as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis

all my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased

Cme ill never date an actress

got too many back zits

Fplus my whole home aroma is cat piss

Gevery show i do is poorly promoted and if you like this

its cuz my little sister wrote it

Chorus

 mother ****** iCm awesome, no your not dude don't lie

 im awesomFe, im driving round in my moms ride

 im awesomGe, a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online

 mother ****** im awesomeC, i will run away from a brawl

 im awesomeF, theres no voicemail nobody called

 im awesomeG, i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my face book wall

C-G-F x2

uh and my unibrow is plucked

just ask my mom if i could borrow ten bucks

shes like "for what?

blunt wraps and some heinekens?

you skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins

i'm like mom please don't blame it on me

i got my bad habits from

you, dad, and aunt steve

my attitudes sour but my futon's sweet

and the hair on my @ss it is jumanji

suit untailored, ringtone taylor swift

can't tweet up on my twitter

cuz i haven't done sh!t

blank account red, body ungroomed

the good thing about me is i'm off stage soon

Chorus

C-G-F x2

Bridge

Dmfuther more i'm cornier than ethynol

cheesier than provolone

i spent years eight to ten living in a motor home

Amwith a ego the size of tim duncan

even though i got shit for brains like a blumpkin

Ci'm twenty four serving lobster rolls

bacause i spent a decade filling

optimuos and

Fi'm not even the bomb in maine

on my game and only about as sexy as john mccain.

Same as verses:

Now put your hands up if you have nightmares.

If you wouldn't man up. If there was a fight here.

If you got dandruff. If you drink light beer.

Im outta breath

Chorus