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Intro

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It was a good day in the jesus hut.

The Pope was coming round for tea.

The Bishop was coming round as well

but he had to leave early because of a stinky smell

 Coming from the toilets

IN THE JESUS HUT!!!

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Jesus was coming as well

but he neede a shite.

Because the Bishop Pointed out the smell

Jesus condemed him straight to hell.

 In the toilet cubicals

IN THE JESUS HUT!!!

(in the Jesus Hut)

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God said to Abraham.

Would you like some more toast.

Abraham said sure why not.

and God replied I need a host.

 In the kitchen

OF THE JESUS HUT!!!

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Abraham offered up his first born son

and God let him drie out in the sun.

But he got burnt

so they threw him out

 in the bin.

OF THE JESUS HUT!!!