The Bogrolls - Two Fat Slags Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Dm Am G Gm

F B♭ F B♭ C

FTwo fat slags are watching me

 and my Cmate grohl on holidee

 I tDmhink they're fat and so does he

 so we both B♭agree to keep our disB♭mtance

FLets all dance and have a pee

 ovCer what you are about to see

 it's tiDmme to deny Sarah B

 cos herB♭ and her flippin mates are mingB♭ming C7

FTwo fat slagsC

DmTwo fat slAmags

DmTwo fat slags Amkeep on stalking us C

FTwo fat slagsC

 It's timDme to pack our bags Am

 cos these big fat Dmslags keeAmp on stalking us C C7

The first is minging shes so wide

that when she's in she's still outside

she asked me out but got denied

cos i simply lied and told her im taken

The others ginger just like nohl

but she's so fat and way too old

shes always filling her cakehole C7

with what she stole from out of the kitchen drawer

(Chorus again then outro is same as intro)