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Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

 His teeth are green

 His head is square

 Wi’ a big moustache

 An’ curly hair

One day he’s on Paisley Road

 The next day he’s in jail

 He’s a dedicated follower of Rangers

 He hates the Tims

 He loves the Queen

 A naked burd (= “bird” = “woman")

 He’s never seen

 He holidays in Airdrie and his breath would make you scream

 He’s a dedicated follower of Rangers

Chorus 1

 He likes to sing

(He likes to sing)

 Hello, Hello

(Hello, Hello)

 He likes to drink

(He likes to drink)

 El Dorado

(El Dorado)

 There’s one thing that he hates and that is cleanliness

 He thinks that Derek Johnson is a handsome, witty man

 He’s a dedicated follower of Rangers

Verse 2

 His team get gubbed,

 on foreign land,

 And once again,

 he’s on remand

 But he knows a real good lawyer from his local marching band

 He’s a dedicated follower of Rangers

Chorus 2

 He bangs the drum

(He bangs the drum)

 In Motherwell

(In Motherwell)

 He bares the bum

(He bares the bum)

 Ootside Cha-pell (ie Chapel, emphasis on 2nd syllable for rhyme)

(Ootside Cha-pell)

 He niver smiles, infact he’s permanently ragin’

 Hed probably be a champ, if bein’ a fanny was a sport

 He’s a dedicated follower of Rangers!

 yes hes a dedicated follower of rangers!

finish = one strum on C