The Joe Pirret Experience - Oh Shit Oh Fuck Oh God Acoustic Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

GShe was a Dprotestant,

CShe didnt go to mass on sundays.

GMe being a DCatholic,

CWould never have worked out anyways.

GShe liked her boys Dtrue blue,

CI like girls from the good side.

GShe thought i loved her Dback,

CWhat a laugh when she found out i'd lied.

Break

spoken: I said,

EmI'll never love Amyou,

CYour just a thing Dto me,

EmSomething to pass Amthe time,

CGod you are so Dugly

Chorus

GI hate you aDnd i probably Cwill forever D

GSo go away aDnd please pleaCse take a shoDwer

GMakes me sicDk to think of Cwhat we both Dgot up to,

GOh Sh*t, Oh DF**k, Oh God, CI cant beliveD i done you.

Verse 2

spoken: she said,

G D

 Your A B*****D,

CCant trust anyone these days,

GI need some Danswers,

CDid I not hear you say?

GYou fancied me like Df**k,

CYou'd do me three times over,

GF**k you and your Dcatholic ways,

CJust be thankfull that im sober.

Break

spoken: i said again,

then repeat break.

Chorus.

Verse 3

GWhat I did was Dwrong,

CI dont give a sh*t however,

GShes the one that jumped Dstraight in,

CProvin that she aint so clever,

GKinda desperate, Really Dvery ugly,

CMentally unstable, shes off her head (pronounced heed),

GI talked her out of suicide Donce,

CNow i kinda wish i'd left her be.

Break extended

spoken: i said,

EmIll never love Amyou,

CYour just a thing Dto me,

EmSomething to pass Amthe time,

CGod you are so Dugly.

 You smell Emlike sh*t,

 You smell Amlike f**k,

 You smell Clike O.M.G.

 You taste lDike sh*t,

 You taste Emlike f**k,

 You taste lAmike hell to me.

 Short break: || C | D ||

Chorus x2

then repeat the last line of chorus twice.

End Of..

cheers, Joe